PRECIOUSTHE ONION RINGMIDDLE-EARTH’S
LAST DRIVE-THRU.

FORGED IN THE FIRES OF THE FRYER

ONEONIONRING

TO RULE THE
DRIVE-THRU.
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE FRYERHE'S STILL LOOKING AT IT.
A solemn bearded man in weathered armor guards a single golden onion ring, held up between his fingers before his intense eyes.

Must have my
preciousss.

THE KEEPER’S HOARD$0RINGS IN STOCK: ONE.
RING
TRIBUTE
+$1
SPEAK, FRIEND, AND ORDER.

CLICK / TAP / SPACE

ORDERS 00 / 07GO ON. ASK.
PLEASE PULL FORWARD.
EMOTIONALLY.
THE FELLOWSHIP’S TAKEAWAY QUESTTHE SHIRE
  1. SHIRE
  2. BREE
  3. RIVENDELL
  4. MORIA
  5. ROHAN
  6. GONDOR
  7. MORDOR
  8. MOUNT DOOM

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ORDER A SIDE.

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Verified original artwork #1018: a solemn armored keeper holds the single golden onion ring in a dim stone chamber.

PRECIOUS ONION RING / ORIGINAL #1018